"For quite a while, I've realised that Twitter and Facebook don't really offer enough space for people who like to witter on, and on, and on" said Kenny.
"The 140 character limit on Twitter, for example, is too restrictive for those who love the sound of their own voice - you know, Simon Cowell, people who call you "to discuss your energy needs", footballers' wives, and those idiots on The Apprentice.
Yes, Twitter does serve a purpose - if you have nothing to say, then Twitter is the place to say it".
The new site goes live at one minute past midnight on the evening of 31st March and has, said Mr Harris, "a new logo designed to make it stand out in the crowded social media chatmosphere".
The new site comes with a host of opportunities for interminable verbiage, including an area for baying at the moon, a special page called "You know I hate gossip but have you heard about ..." and plenty of room for Liberal Democrat MPs to tell us how they're really proud of what they're doing.
Sunday's launch edition will also carry a music section, with reviews of classic pop and rock songs including "Fool To Cry" by The Rolling Stones, "April Come She Will" by Simon and Garfunkel, and "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who.
Aye , fine , Kenny!
ReplyDeleteTry that one on the 28th December , the Feast Day of the Holy Innocents.