Monday 21 March 2011

Some gags, one-liners and motivational quotes

“A grown man should wear white trousers on only two occasions. One, when selling ice cream. Two, never”.
Greg Proops

“People often ask me how I come upon the idea… seeing, observing and thinking – that is the answer”.
August Sander

“I asked for an ice cream. He said ‘hundreds and thousands?’ I said we’ll start with just one”.
Tim Vine

“Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend”.
Albert Camus

“He said ‘Knickerbocker Glory?’ I said ‘I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes”.
Tim Vine, again

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